Sanguine He's a coach for Liverpool Under 21s and has registered as a player for the last few seasons. I believe Under 21 sides can field a small number of over age players. Why he is playing though, I've no idea.

If I was a coach of Liverpool U21s I think I'd sub myself on every now and then too.

Dirk Gently The problem for future England managers is likely to be how to pick from so much talent and blend it together, rather than not having enough talent to choose from.

Tuchel showing them the way to nurture the young talent by pushing them aside for Loftus-Cheek.

Winston Biscuit Ben Chillwell joins Strasbourg.

Strasbourg owned by the same people as Chelsea. Chillwell is the fourth Chelsea player to join them this summer. All definitely above board and not another FFP loop hole being exploited. Must have run out of infrastructure to sell back to themselves.

Has Ryan picked up a knock? Thought he'd had a decent game in the cup match but he's not been in the squad since has he?

Brogue Blue socks with orange shirt wtf. Looks awful

Are our away socks white so couldn't wear them tonight?

Silver Fox I hope he was unaware he was going turn out looking like peter Sutcliffe

Bet he was glad he got through the Sutcliffe stage and could start an ELO tribute band.

They might just be managing Elliott's game time considering he's coming back from a long lay off and doesn't exactly have the greatest of injury records.

South Coast Royal VVD hardly breaks into a sweat.

Maybe he should try it and Liverpool might concede less.

Pepe the Horseman His fault for believing it. Is he stupid or something?

If only he had experience of an owner selling a fake dream when signing a contract with us he wouldn't have been so easily fooled. Oh.

Wiegman deserves a job in the PL. What a manager! I think other teams have worked her out now. Let England have a much possession they want, get your midfield and defence really disciplined and say break us down if you can. Its just too slow in the final third in this tournament. Then hit them quic...

What's happened to Jayden Danns? He looked like he could develop into a similar chaos forward. Or they could even give more match time to Harvey Elliott.

Can't imagine the players are going to be that keen on it either. They should all get together and agree to swear during every interview, A few C bombs dropped live on TV at 4pm on a Sunday afternoon will soon get the idea shelved.

Wiegman deserves a job in the PL. What a manager! I think other teams have worked her out now. Let England have a much possession they want, get your midfield and defence really disciplined and say break us down if you can. Its just too slow in the final third in this tournament. Then hit them quic...

Royal Rother Gotta feel sorry for Falk. To save 4 out of 7 pens and still go out is a bit

Then she shouldn't have Waddled her penalty.

Would Morrell free up Wing to play a bit further forward?

Maybe they all have state of the art training grounds that cost over £40m cos otherwise I can't see how they get to the values they do.

Also Tyler is an intelligent and educated footballer and thinks about what he says, like Kitson used to surprise people by sounding erudite and intelligent when speaking, this doesn’t fit the expectation especially “oop north”. And being still stuck in the 1960s these idiots still equate a public s...

Winston Biscuit Aston Villa also sell their women's team to themselves for around £55M to avoid breakibg PSR

How on earth does that valuation stack up? Utter bullshit.

Pepe the Horseman

Brogue Thomas Partey charged with five counts of rape against two women.

The Ghanaian international is also accused of sexually assaulting a third woman.

Wow, completely out of the blue.

How very convenient that he gets charged straight after his Arsenal contract expired.

Would prefer Tom