Songs for Chelsea...

[JamieY26]

Have waited years to try this one and Im not sure hez even going to play!...

We gave you your hat
We gave you your haaaaat
You look like an oxfording t**t
We gave you your hat!

Could be bad taste....but then I hate Chelsea so don't really care!

[BKRoyale]

I don't get it....

EDIT: I do now

[Blakey's Right Peg]

All those years and you couldn't come up with anything better?

[jd82]

Have waited years to try this one and Im not sure hez even going to play!...

We gave you your hat
We gave you your haaaaat
You look like an oxfording t**t
We gave you your hat!

Could be bad taste....but then I hate Chelsea so don't really care!

Not funny, potentially offensive and doesn't scan. But other than that, yeah good effort.

[Silver Fox]

all those years and then Petr Cech got the better of you by being injured?

PLease write a song about a ball boy, no really, please do it

[Jakarta Bee]

Was quite funny to hear the "fat spanish waiter" sung by all four sides of the ground last Sunday

[bennno]

'fat spanish waiter'.... perhaps with the odd 'getting sacked in the morning' if we momentarily get ahead before BA slaps one past Feds

[Michael Meaker]

We gave you your hat
We gave you your haaaaat
You look like an oxfording t**t
We gave you your hat!

Not a bad effort, except for the fact that he is injured and not playing tonight...

[JayRoyal]

I've heard Cech's ruled out anyway :S Suppose you could chant it at him in the stands haha.

[Rex]

I'd rather prefer the 'we're not winning any more' motivational song.
A little more booing and seat banging.

[leicsRoyal]

I'd rather prefer the 'we're not winning any more' motivational song.
A little more booing and seat banging.

Can tell it's an important game tonight. Not only do we have Kingsley and his Mrs, the band and kids zone outside the megastore. There is also the master blaster with signed Jobi shirts, a real bonus prize as opposed to the usual pair of socks.

[Rex]

I'd rather prefer the 'we're not winning any more' motivational song.
A little more booing and seat banging.

Can tell it's an important game tonight. Not only do we have Kingsley and his Mrs, the band and kids zone outside the megastore. There is also the master blaster with signed Jobi shirts, a real bonus prize as opposed to the usual pair of socks.

I'm all over the kids zone. Jesters hat and bright jacket for the look at me moment on the stadium cam too.

[seahawk10]

This one seems pretty good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk5fyBfUAhs

oxf*rd off, Chelsea FC, who gives a oxf*rd about your history! A simod cup, and 8th in the prem, that’s what we call history.

[Rex]

Fcuk off Chelsea will be the norm. Innovative, easy to remember but we need to sing in an operatic style for added drama.

[ManchesterRoyals]

Get a boot wrapped round yah head get a boot wrapped round yah head