Jay Tabb songs thread!!

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Zammo » 21 Jan 2009 09:22

To the The Beatles 'Get Back'

Jay Tabb
Jay Tabb
Jay Tabb...he wants to score a goal



:oops:

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Bill Oddie's Beard » 21 Jan 2009 09:28

brendywendy his name is jay tabb
better than phil babb
we bought him from coventry
for all of 37 p


copacobana
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I actually quite like this one.

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by The Rouge » 21 Jan 2009 09:36

(Dance, Dance wherever you maybe me (Fight, fight, wherever you may be))

Jay Tabb has come from Coventry
Cos' he wants to play in the Premier League
and he may catch the eye of Trappatoni
as he scores a goal for the RFC

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by rfcjoe » 21 Jan 2009 09:37

^superb

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Shaka's Giant Hands » 21 Jan 2009 09:42

NewburyURZFan dib dab dibba dab
weve got jay tabb
dib dab dibba dab
hes better than phil babb
dib dab dibba dab
we hate swindon
stab stab stab



















lol


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But expect ............................................................silence...................................'sit down I can't see'.................silence.........................


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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by rotherwick_royal » 21 Jan 2009 09:59

Schards#2 Fannnn....tasssss.....tic Jay ay ay

He's a fannnnn....tassss tic Jay

:oops:


That really is quite good!

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Barry the bird boggler » 21 Jan 2009 10:31

Nice one Jay Tabb
Nice one son
Nice one Jay Tabb
Let's have another one

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Compo's Hat » 21 Jan 2009 13:28

The Rouge (Dance, Dance wherever you maybe me (Fight, fight, wherever you may be))

Jay Tabb has come from Coventry
Cos' he wants to play in the Premier League
and he may catch the eye of Trappatoni
as he scores a goal for the RFC


The Rouge saves a song thread yet again 8)

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by who are ya? » 21 Jan 2009 17:12

I would love to see the percentage of how many songs from the millions of threads made in the past, actually have been sung in the stands.... by more than 5 people..


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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Huntley & Palmer » 21 Jan 2009 17:14

brendywendy his name is jay tabb
better than phil babb
we bought him from coventry
for all of 37 p


copacobana
-manilow

is it wrong that I laughed at this?

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Platypuss » 21 Jan 2009 17:32

Huntley & Palmer
brendywendy his name is jay tabb
better than phil babb
we bought him from coventry
for all of 37 p


copacobana
-manilow

is it wrong that I laughed at this?


Yes. You'll only encourage them.

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by brendywendy » 21 Jan 2009 18:43

Bill Oddie's Beard
brendywendy his name is jay tabb
better than phil babb
we bought him from coventry
for all of 37 p


copacobana
-manilow


I actually quite like this one.


the last line still needs work, but i appreciate your opinions

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by brendywendy » 21 Jan 2009 18:43

Huntley & Palmer
brendywendy his name is jay tabb
better than phil babb
we bought him from coventry
for all of 37 p


copacobana
-manilow

is it wrong that I laughed at this?


its a winner and you know it.
theres no shame in appreciating great lyrics


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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Don Finch » 21 Jan 2009 21:04

Oh tabby tabby
you've come to a team whose fans are the most wet behind the ear twats in the land,
but we can do your finances and set up your WAN,
Oh tabby tabby.

Not sure if it scans :?:

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Irvinchangeyaname » 22 Jan 2009 14:53

The Rouge (Dance, Dance wherever you maybe me (Fight, fight, wherever you may be))

Jay Tabb has come from Coventry
Cos' he wants to play in the Premier League
and he may catch the eye of Trappatoni
as he scores a goal for the RFC

Rouge, I think you're being a little ambitious with so many words.

I think the Shane Long / Gary Glitter chant was far more realistic for the Reading crowd :wink:

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Vision » 22 Jan 2009 15:36

oxf*rd off Hunty
oxf*rd off Hunty
oxf*rd off Hunty
oxf*rd off Hunty

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by AlexY25 » 22 Jan 2009 16:28

Huntley & Palmer Stolen from Cov but it's decent enough and fairly easy

When Tabby goes marching down the wing,
JAY TABB, JAY TABB,
When Tabby goes marching down the wing,
JAY TABB, JAY TABB,
When Tabby goes marching down the wing,
The Reading fans are gonna sing,
We all know that Jay Tabb is gonna score!

LALALALALALALALA LALA LALA
LALALALALALALALA LALA LALA

LALALALALALALALALALA,
WE ALL KNOW THAT JAY TABB IS GONNA SCORE!

Like it, but wont happen :roll:

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by facaldaqui » 22 Jan 2009 19:58

Jay Tabb
Mais non plus

Followed by choral erotic panting

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by OldBiscuit » 22 Jan 2009 22:31

rotherwick_royal
Schards#2 Fannnn....tasssss.....tic Jay ay ay

He's a fannnnn....tassss tic Jay

:oops:


That really is quite good!


Yep, not bad. And also following a nice bit of work by Jay....... 'Thats great Jay Tabb Whoa, awhoa awhoa whoa whoa' to the tune of 'whats up pussycat' by Tom Jones.

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Re: Jay Tabb songs thread!!

by Harry Carry » 22 Jan 2009 23:13

This is how it feels to be Jay Tabb
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when you're only 2 foot tall.

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