NEWSFLASH: Twin Strikers on the way.............

[Gus the teenage cow]

Well boys, I am so glad that you all agree with SDR and have been so kind to welcome me back with such open arms.

I shall be eternally grateful. SDR will no doubt make an odd guest appearance on BBC Radio Berkshire as all those RTGs sending in silly text messages should be Dodgered. The verbal power of Sir Dodger will increase their audience rating by at least 100%. Could it be the end of Mick Gooding? I know the estate business is in a bad state of play but does that mean BBC Radio Berkshire listeners have to suffer his lack of knowledge. Yet another example of ex players being useless when they engage in the media. Listen to Dodger, Real Facts in the Real World. You know it makes good listening.

Looks like Pikey is on his way to Hull. Good riddance, let's hope we have ripped Hull off so that the Madman can yet again slip the dosh out of the Madhouse in his briefcase.

I believe that following his spectacular play off goal Gary Alexander is in the frame as one the front man for RFC.

However SDR has had words with Brenda and informed her that it is five years too late. RFC should have listened to SDR at the right time.

Yet again SDR saves the Royals from total disaster. God, my talent is so immense that I even surprise myself on occasions.

Get Real. It is Dodger time. You know you like it and the SDR ingredient is worth its weight in dollars. Blimey they are in decline just like RFC.

See you boys laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

a legend hath speaketh

hush now

[Sir Dodger Royal]

Hi
It appears one can't give advice without SDRs thread being deleted. This was the message it appears to have upset the Madmans little boys. I am sure the meerkats were not offended. However we have still to sign the furry little creatures!

Maybe the Madman should stop prancing around like a xxx on BBC 4 and sort out Reading by showing some real commitment. Instead of milking out the xxxx he should support the new manager with some funds. Frankly if Newcastle were a good team they could have scored five or six. It was men against boys and I mean boyssssss.

What an embarrassment RFC has become. Lack of investment got us relegated from the Premiership and lack of investment this year if we are not careful will mean we will be playing Brentford next season. How long has it been since we have scored a bloody goal? We have no idea. Just faffing about passing the ball going nowhere.

Last week two shots and today just a powder puff of an effort in the second half. Reading are going down just like Southampton unless urgent action is taken. These kids have potential but will only take us down unless urgent action is takennnnnnnnn. Someone ought to tell Long that he is meant to head the ball not catch it in his own penalty area.

The RTGs no doubt today thought this was a brilliant performance. It was xxxxxxxx and I mean xxxxxxxx.

Sort it or else we will be Swannered next week at the Liberty Stadium. SDR spot on as usual. Real Facts from the Main Man.

Brenda show you have some xxxxx and knock the Madman’s door down on Monday. You know it makes sense. Bring on the Meerkatsssssssssss

Check out Confused.dodger.co.uk

[Para Handy]

Your boring yawnfest wasn't deleted unfortunately.

I really have no idea why you think anyone takes you seriously. I'm also guessing that considering Damien is now in exile, you actually logged in to his old account to back up your point. You are the Gary Alexander of these boards. You shoot.. you miss.

[Harpers So Solid Crew]

I seem to have seen that same post on about 4 threads now.

[Sir Dodger Royal]

Emmm

Didn't you see Gary's goal in the playy offs. Pity the Royals can't even shoot.

Real Facts. SDR has not made any comments for two seasons. But enough is enough.

SDR is backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Para Handy]

Dodge... I don't often quote wiki... but I can't be arsed to give you my personal opinion:

"However, he was unable to prevent Millwall losing 3-2 to Scunthorpe United, despite Alexander's two goals giving Millwall a 2-1 half-time lead. He missed an absolute sitter to put Millwall 3-1 up and claim his hatrick."

Really, mate, you're not funny and you know nothing. You've got a comedy voice, you can't make a concise point, either on here, or on radio. For that reason I'm out.

[brendywendy]

surely he puts that voice on?!

[Sir Dodger Royal]

I only use that voice on BBC Radio 4. However local radio is somewhat down market so one needs to blend in with the natives e.g. RTG's. Mainly thick as two planks but one can't be rude.

You know it makes sense. Incidently SDR always said Top two or Nothing. At presnet it's bottom two and the droppppppppppppp