The Man City away excuse thread
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Hugo Boss
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Cos i'm gonna be hungover to fook after a gig on the Saturday night and I can't be a*sed going all the way there when I can watch it on the box with a Domino's.
I'm doing a HALO jump to infiltrate Libya in the morning and then i'm getting my hair cut in the afternoon.
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Man Friday
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SWLR If the cup was pre-drawn I could have booked my train tickets early at a substantial discount, but due to the team's laboured progress and the ticketing shambles, I have to pay the full price.
Madejski, sort it out next time.
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prostak From the OS -
"Kit details
Supporters may like to know that we will be wearing black shirts, red shorts and red socks, as we did at Everton."
That's me out.
Even better.Hate most of the inane discussions on this interweb forum but love the humour which surfaces occasionally.
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Will be in Majorca 
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Sandhurst Royal
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The tickets were all sold out!
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Got caught up in the snow.
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Nick Shorey my Lord!
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I went to Everton instead.
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PAYG mobile. Fecking 0800 numbers.
I gave my ticket to someone else, as the online ticketing system thought he already had a ticket and wouldn't let him buy another.
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Forbury Lion
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I'm staying away along with 2,999 other people. We all have tickets but feel this action is neccessary in protest at the lack of tickets available.
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I'll be having unpleasant and demeaning sex with two blank-faced Korean ladies.
Might watch it on the box though. (TV, natch!)
Might watch it on the box though. (TV, natch!)
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My ticket didn't arrive
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Ian Herring I'll be having unpleasant and demeaning sex with two blank-faced Korean ladies.
Might watch it on the box though. (TV, natch!)
Which reminds me of the sketch from an early Alan Partridge, with the retired high court judge (who Alan accidentally shoots), who commented that all sex is demeaning to women...if it is any good.
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Mr OptimistIan Herring I'll be having unpleasant and demeaning sex with two blank-faced Korean ladies.
Might watch it on the box though. (TV, natch!)
Which reminds me of the sketch from an early Alan Partridge, with the retired high court judge (who Alan accidentally shoots), who commented that all sex is demeaning to women...if it is any good.
Spot on sir.
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