Wet Spam Relegation Watch

[YateleyRoyal]

Ahem, LOL

Wolves boss Kenny Jackett confirms transfer-listed defender Roger Johnson, 30, is close to joining Premier League strugglers West Ham on loan.

"It is just a loan deal at the moment and the finances are structured around him playing - how many appearances he makes and whether they are successful," Jackett tells the Express and Star.

"It's a really good opportunity for him because he's going to a Premier League club."

[Big Foot]

^ genius

[Stuka]

Yep please post any gifs of the crying West Ham kid if you find any!

UPDATE: They want to invite the kid to a game at the Director's Box
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/06/west-ham- ... t-4251299/

[SPARTA]

Yep please post any gifs of the crying West Ham kid if you find any!

UPDATE: They want to invite the kid to a game at the Director's Box
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/06/west-ham- ... t-4251299/

News reaches West Ham fans as Roger Johnson signs.

[From Despair To Where?]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2526933/Guardiola-tops-list-best-paid-managers-hows-West-Ham-boss-Allardyce-13th-Simeone-Mancini.html

Don't forget this old gem from the fantasy world that floats around in the cavernous expanses of Allardyce's head. He obviously thinks he's worth it.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/allardyce-i-should-be-manager-of-real-madrid-not-blackburn-2082454.html

[multisync1830]

Yep please post any gifs of the crying West Ham kid if you find any!

UPDATE: They want to invite the kid to a game at the Director's Box
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/06/west-ham- ... t-4251299/

making him sit through another game could be considered child abuse. He should Phone Ester Rantzen I'm sure she could stop this from happening

[From Despair To Where?]

Poor kid. Someone obviously told him West Ham won the World Cup in 1966 so he's been set up for a lifetime of disappointment and betrayal.

"Dad, why are we so shit?"

"Well son, we won the World Cup it in '66 so we thought we'd give everyone else a chance for the next 50 years"

[LUX]

Good job they rested their squad at Forest

[SPARTA]

Johnson will save their season.. ah!

[Mr Optimist]

Good job they rested their squad at Forest

Exactly. It would have been double figures by half time if they had played the kids. At least this way they will only likely need a 6-0 win in the home leg.

Loved the Johnson backing off for Toure's goal as well.

[SPARTA]

Johnson will save their season.. ah!

https://t.co/xcpdpz6Fuj

Brilliant. You can see why they call him the relegator.

[Badger Finger]

Lovely stuff.

Modern day Nigel Quashie

[Y21]

"Fvck off Sam Allardyce" ringing around the Etihad. Lovely stuff.

[buzzby]

[Mr Optimist]

It's only half time.

[SPARTA]

pmsl

[Handsome Man]

Absolutely lovely stuff.

Like watching us in the 106 season: after about five minutes you knew who would win (or to be honest who would lose, because I was only watching to see nails going into big fat Sam's coffin). I think they might be worse than us at the moment.

[genome]

Hope that kid wasn't attending

[SPARTA]

Hope that kid wasn't attending

20,000 angry fathers beating their kids until they cried in the hope of getting a refund.

[Ginger Ninjas]

Manchester City striker Edin Dzeko: "We are getting better all the time. It's not easy to win 5-0 at home against a Premier League team but we did.

"Was it 6-0? Oh."