John Terry

[soggy biscuit]

He was found not guilty in a CRIMINAL court of law.

Found pretty guilty in a civil case though.

by the FA.

[Extended-Phenotype]

It's pretty simple. The FA found Terry guilty on a 'balance of probabilities' - i.e. John Terry is probably a racist jizwaste. The FA know Suarez's crime is 100% - i.e. Suarez is definately a racist jizwaste.

Hence bigger charge.

[Mr Angry]

Chelsea refuse to confirm that John Terry remains their captain.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Chelsea refuse to confirm that John Terry remains their captain.

That's something they can only keep secret for a finite time. Shirley keeping it quiet now will just stir up more attention before the next game than announcing it now would.

[Mr Angry]

Di Matteo has a press conference later; expect this issue to be the first question.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Di Matteo has a press conference later; expect this issue to be the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth ..... questions.

Corrected for you.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Can John Terry just f/ck off and die? Preferably in a terrorist-driven plane crash into a disabled parking bay.

So bored of hearing his stupid little name and seeing his lipless seagull face.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Just for E-P :



http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/4076812._NHS_is_exploiting_my_life____claims_transsexual/

[Mr Angry]

Di Matteo has a press conference later; expect this issue to be the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth ..... questions.

Corrected for you.

Di Matteo refused to answer the questions directly when asked by the reporters; would only say that disciplinary issues were confidential and that the reporter would have to wait and see if Terry was to be the Captain against Shakter Donetsk.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

What's the betting that his club punishment is to be stripped of the Captaincy for the next 8 League matches?

[Extended-Phenotype]

Just for E-P :



http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/4076812._NHS_is_exploiting_my_life____claims_transsexual/

Jesus Christ. No wonder he's acting like such a c/nt, his hormones are all over the place.

[Uke]

Just for E-P :



http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/4076812._NHS_is_exploiting_my_life____claims_transsexual/

Britain's newest post-op transsexual

Although it looks like they failed to remove the dick

[Mr Angry]

It appears that the Chelsea club policy not to discuss internal disciplinary issues doesn't extend to Bruce Buck and other senior officials; Buck has confirmed that Terry is to stay as Captain, although he has been given a "record" fine by the club - which, as PFA rules are pretty clear - is the equivilent of 2 weeks wages.

I wonder if the player involved had been a youth team player would Chelsea have dished out the same punishment?

[cmonurz]

You probably no the answer to that already, but Jacob Mellis was soon on his way out of the club after the smoke bomb incident.

[Hoop Blah]

It appears that the Chelsea club policy not to discuss internal disciplinary issues doesn't extend to Bruce Buck and other senior officials; Buck has confirmed that Terry is to stay as Captain, although he has been given a "record" fine by the club - which, as PFA rules are pretty clear - is the equivilent of 2 weeks wages.

I wonder if the player involved had been a youth team player would Chelsea have dished out the same punishment?

I think they're allowed to break the two week fine limit for extraordinary cases so it may well be he's been done for more. I'd assume that your right and it's just two weeks wages which, considering his contract, would no doubt be a record monetary fine. When it's just two weeks wages though it doesn't really matter how much the number is does it, it's all relative.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

It appears that the Chelsea club policy not to discuss internal disciplinary issues doesn't extend to Bruce Buck and other senior officials; Buck has confirmed that Terry is to stay as Captain, although he has been given a "record" fine by the club - which, as PFA rules are pretty clear - is the equivilent of 2 weeks wages.

I wonder if the player involved had been a youth team player would Chelsea have dished out the same punishment?

By youth team player, you presumably mean "air rifle target for senior players"?

[No Fixed Abode]

Good to see JT will be wearing an anti-racism captains armband tomorrow night v Shaktar.

[Rex]

Good to see JT will be wearing an anti-racism captains armband tomorrow night v Shaktar.

I can lend him a swastika armband to save the embaressment.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

He needn't worry, there's a team of medical staff waiting for his arrival at the hospital.

[soggy biscuit]

That's what happens when you bottle a tackle a guess.