New chant (ideal against Man Utd!!)

NWL Royal · by **NWL Royal** » 13 Jan 2008 20:44

Posh spice is a slapper, she's got a saggy c*nt, and when she's shagging beckham, she think's of Stephen Hunt

BenReadingFC · by **BenReadingFC** » 13 Jan 2008 20:46

bucket > saggy

Shaka's Giant Hands · by **Shaka's Giant Hands** » 13 Jan 2008 21:22

Are we playing LA Galaxy next week then?

brighton_royal · by **brighton_royal** » 13 Jan 2008 21:27

Swap Colleen for Posh Spice and Rooney for Beckham and it should wind him up enough for him to put at least 3 past us.

mini _dariusz · by **mini _dariusz** » 13 Jan 2008 21:32

Old news mate, this is the real version.

NWL Royal Posh spice is a slapper, she's got a hairy growler, and when she's shagging beckham, she think's of Robbie Fowler

Forbury Lion · by **Forbury Lion** » 13 Jan 2008 22:51

NWL Royal Posh spice is a slapper, she's got a saggy c*nt, and when she's shagging beckham, she think's of Stephen Hunt

I think Beckham must be a long term injury doubt as I've not seen him on MOTD playing for United recently.

namroyal · by **namroyal** » 13 Jan 2008 23:08

How about...

"Shove the dummy up your ar*e"

Keep it simple...

Compo's Hat · by **Compo's Hat** » 14 Jan 2008 04:39

namroyal How about...

"Shove the dummy up your ar*e"

Keep it simple...

You're just a fat Maradona!

NWL Royal · by **NWL Royal** » 14 Jan 2008 09:59

Compo's Hat
namroyal How about...

"Shove the dummy up your ar*e"

Keep it simple...

You're just a fat Maradona!

Was good when used against the 'ammers at Upton park in Oct 06..same again

1960 · by **1960** » 14 Jan 2008 13:29

Good players love to shove these chants down your throat. Think Cureton after an hour of Bristol City abuse. And how exactly does winding up Tevez and Rooney help Reading?

T.R.O.L.I. · by **T.R.O.L.I.** » 14 Jan 2008 13:37

1960 Good players love to shove these chants down your throat. Think Cureton after an hour of Bristol City abuse.

Also think Heskey (both games last year), Andy Johnson (both games last year and would have been this year too but for the width of a post), Ronaldo (home game last year)....

Forbury Lion · by **Forbury Lion** » 14 Jan 2008 13:38

1960 Good players love to shove these chants down your throat. Think Cureton after an hour of Bristol City abuse. And how exactly does winding up Tevez and Rooney help Reading?

Good point, If your going to verbally abuse an opposition player make sure it's not a good one.

I'm struggling to think up a Wes Brown chant.

T.R.O.L.I. · by **T.R.O.L.I.** » 14 Jan 2008 13:40

Forbury Lion I'm struggling to think up a Wes Brown chant.

"Baked beans, you had a bath in baked beans".

I'll get my coat :oops:

EASTENDER MARKY · by **EASTENDER MARKY** » 14 Jan 2008 15:04

Let's just get behind Reading, there going to need all the support they can get after saturday.

handbags_harris · by **handbags_harris** » 14 Jan 2008 15:06

And I'd rather have Madejski than a Yank,
And I'd rather have Madejski than a Yank,
And I'd rather have Madejski,
Rather have Madejski,
Rather have Madejski than a Yank.

Fat Leather Jacket · by **Fat Leather Jacket** » 14 Jan 2008 15:08

Reading
Reading
Reading
Reading
Reading
Yeah!

juanpablo · by **juanpablo** » 14 Jan 2008 15:09

Love and marriage, love and marriage
They Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other

NWL Royal · by **NWL Royal** » 14 Jan 2008 15:13

BLARMY BLARMY

working class hero · by **working class hero** » 14 Jan 2008 22:51

handbags_harris And I'd rather have Madejski than a Yank,
And I'd rather have Madejski than a Yank,
And I'd rather have Madejski,
Rather have Madejski,
Rather have Madejski than a Yank.

Oh yes. Much better to havew a man who won't spend money on players like Tevez, Nani etc.....

Ups and Downs · by **Ups and Downs** » 14 Jan 2008 22:59

namroyal How about...

"Shove the dummy up your ar*e"

Keep it simple...

Jesus! I've nicked myself shaving before but that fella wants to use a wilkinsons sword rather than a machete.

Thats some shaving rash.

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